WEBSITE DISCLAIMER
Last Updated: November 4, 2025
1. The “Read This Before You Take Us Too Seriously” Part
Welcome to Ecommyz. We provide the information on this site (https://ecommyz.com) for general informational (and, let’s be honest, entertainment) purposes only.
We do our best to make sure everything is accurate and up-to-date, but we’re human. We make no guarantee that the information is always perfect, complete, or reliable. Your use of this site and its info is 100% at your own risk.
Basically: Don’t make any life-altering decisions based solely on a t-shirt description or a blog post you read here.
2. The “Don’t Blame Us for Other People’s Weird Websites” Part (External Links)
Our Site might contain links to other websites. We don’t investigate, monitor, or endorse what’s on those sites. We have no control over them.
If you click a link and land on a site that’s weird, broken, or tries to sell you a time-share, that’s between you and them. We are not responsible for any purchases, damages, or alien abductions that result from visiting third-party sites.
3. The “How We Pay for Coffee” Part (Affiliate Disclaimer)
Let’s be real: we’re a business. Some of the links on this site may be “affiliate links.”
This means if you click on one and end up buying something, we might get a small commission. This costs you zero extra dollars. It’s just a way for those other companies to say “thanks” for the referral.
We are disclosing this because the U.S. Federal Trade Commission (FTC) says we have to, and more importantly, because we’re not trying to be shady.
4. The “We’re Not Doctors” Part (No Professional Advice)
We sell apparel with funny slogans. We are experts in making you look slightly more interesting at parties.
We are not doctors, lawyers, financial advisors, or therapists. Nothing on this Site should be taken as professional advice of any kind. Any information is for entertainment purposes only. Please consult a qualified professional if you need actual, serious advice.
5. Contact Us (If You Really Want To)
If this disclaimer somehow didn’t answer your question, or if you just want to tell us a joke, feel free to contact us:
Company Name: Yucca Valley Clothing Company LLC
Company Number: B20250319039
Business Address: 58290 El Dorado Dr, Yucca Valley, Ca 92284, United States
Email: contact@ecommyz.com
Phone: +1 (323) 694-5578
Contact Form: Click here
Hours of Operation: Our dedicated support team is available Monday through Friday, from 8:00 AM to 6:00 PM Pacific Time (PT).
Service Commitment: We are committed to responding to all inquiries promptly, typically within 1 business day.